you know you're a farmers wife when...

...the last date night you had was riding together in a tractor at midnight.

...it's midnight and your husband says I think the wind calmed down and you know this means you'll be sleeping alone until 4am.

...you meet in the middle of a field with lunch and 100 gallons of fuel.

...you decide what to pack in your husbands lunch box based on if it's easy to eat while driving a tractor or not.

...you have enough work clothes to fill an entire washer, everyday.

...your husband tells you he's going out to mow and you know this means 3 mowers, 2 days & miles of mowing

...you hear your name on the radio and go for your flip-flops, pick-up keys & phone before responding to the radio.

...you call your husband for dinner and it gets broadcast across the county.

...going to visit your husband in his office, means finding him in a tractor, semi-truck or heavy equipment storage building.

...the weather can change your plans at any moment

...your seasons are renamed planting, spraying, harvesting & winter

...you have to learn to drive anything with wheels, as a necessity

...when you hug your husband you can tell if he smells like oil, fuel, hydraulic fuel or just dirt

...when you are given the title "farmers wife"