The dress and the mess

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and now...

The Dress and The Mess{es}

Saturday afternoon the six of us {we're still minus Dad and Ozzie} rushed out the door for my brothers highschool graduation. Forgetting my wedding rings in my rush -- thankyouverymuch.

See... I thought the graduation and party was on Sunday... but it wasn't... it was on Saturday. I was planning on making 2 dishes for the party, at home, but I was not going to be late. So I decided to bring all the food along and cook at my dads place. I almost brought along another outfit -- since I was wearing a swim suit cover up and all. But I didn't, no one knew it was a swim suit cover up anyway... until now! {grin}

When we got there I hurried to the kitchen to start cooking, or rather, chopping veggies. I washed and peeled a red cabbage, putting the scraps into the sink. I failed to think about the fact that no one else has a 4 HS garbage disposal -- ahem Tim Allen. The cabbage clogged the sink sending red-purple-blue cabbage juice flying onto my dress, the counter and the floor. But hey, it was just a few spots and no one would notice!

So I continued cutting veggies -- green onions, tomatoes, cucubmer, red onion -- only to discover I was leaning up against the edge of the cutting board leaving a lovely line of veggie juice on my dress. Bummed, I still thought no one would notice.

After the food was made, my spots had dried and the party was in full swing I decided to sit and enjoy a nice plate FULL of veggie slaw and pesto veggie pasta salad. Apparently my dress was envious and I subconsciously knew it, so I flipped my plate into my lap. I am seriously still not worried that I looked like a slob -- although I probably did! Ha!

And then she did it... Eliza to be exact... she blew... really blew! In EIGHT years of babies I have NEVER had a diaper blow out like that before... at least not blow out like that on ME! And the best part... she managed to get hardly ANY poop on her bloomers. It must have been that Avocado I had just fed them! {grin}

So yes, I was away from home, at my brothers graduation party, with NO change of clothes, and a dress covered in poop, cabbage juice, oily pesto sauce and veggie juice. It was GLORIOUS!

But I walked proudly, asking people if they liked my tie dyed dress and joking about going out to dinner with me. At least it was towards the end of the party before Eliza blew!

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